Jurassic World Dominion first reviews out: Critics advise 'smoke a joint, go drunk' to theatre for 'the stupidest movie

First reviews and reaction are in for Jurassic World Dominion and the critics aren't sugarcoating anything

With a few positive reactions peppered in, the general consensus among critics is that the movie is a ‘massive disappointment’

Starring Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard in the lead, the latest iteration in the rebooted Jurassic World series

also brings back the stars from Steven Spielberg's acclaimed and beloved original, Jurassic Park:

Laura Dern, Sam Neill, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. The new film is directed by Colin Trevorrow, who also directed the first Jurassic World.

The film and its stars return to close out the franchise’s second trilogy of films in a sprawling adventure set in a near future

where dinosaurs have spread across the world, as has ecological imbalance and a plague of giant locusts.

staring at a giant pile of poop from the first movie, as his reaction to Jurassic World Dominion.

He added, “Truly, Jurassic World Dominion is bad. So bad. It’s too long, it’s wildly repetitive & the dinosaurs are window dressing for multiple uninteresting, unrelated stories.

The actors do their best but its all just overindulgent & pointless. One of, if not the, worst in the franchise.”

Thrillist's Esther Zuckerman wrote, “Jurassic World: Dominion is easily one of the stupidest movies I’ve ever seen."

She added that she did not intend this as a compliment. She joked, “Not enough people get eaten in Jurassic World: Dominion."

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